Random musings of an all-around geek.

Hello! My name is Madeline, though I also go by Artemisia, or Art, online!
Long story short: I love books, mythology, psychology, Doctor Who, Sherlock, superheroes, animals of all kinds, science, puns, funny things, serious things, just...geekery. I am a geek and I am damn proud of it! If you are a fellow geek, feel free to follow me (I typically check out whoever follows me, usually resulting in me following them. Haha) Also, if you ever need advice, even though you have no idea who I am (or even if you do, you can put forth your situation as an anon or something) I am happy to help. I seem to give rather good advice, from what I've been told.
Anywho, have a wonderful day! Thank you for visiting my blog!
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volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

Well then…

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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I
 would so love one of those…

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10th-man-down:

foreverwholocked:

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

image

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Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans about Jeremy Renner. (x)

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zedface:

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON THE CROSS

YES, ALL MY YES!

isneezedintoregeneration:

the-outsiders-dishonor:

romy7:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

Also look at his reaction, he tenses and looks to Ron and the Twins for support.

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

stevenstelfox:

thesugarhole:

endlesslysherlocked:

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I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

imageI did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why not

fuck, over an hour
protip: don’t drink while playing that

(Source: sou-inseguro)

http://stonedgandalf.tumblr.com/post/82943881972/so-my-friend-aaron-is-going-to-be-paricipating-in 

stonedgandalf:

So my friend Aaron is going to be paricipating in Tough Mudder this weekend. For those who don’t know, Tough Mudder is a 10-12 mile (16-19 kilometers) “military style” obstacle race that focuses on teamwork. Anyway, he’s participating in order to raise money for the Wounded Warrior Project and has…

I couldn’t have put it any better myself! Let me just add, though: Aaron is awesome, so if you’re feeling at all generous, any donation would be lovely and highly appreciated!
Thanks for reading it! 

raibix:

Official petition to make Tumblr User chinnery give me a kiss and also go on weekly froyo/ice cream dates this summer. ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

SHE AGREED TO ONLY NEEDING FIVE SIGNATURES, BUT LIKE… let’s aim for one hundred love notes. ♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡

Petitions are fun. xD

e-mangos:

It’s all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee.

The struggle is real for archers.

Source: Unknown (Anyone know who made this? Also what movie is the picture below Rambo referencing?)

Ahahaha, I love this! xD

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